Friday, 25 July 2008

• Antisoccermom decides to remove "soccer" from title.

  
  
  

  Message from Antisoccermom: "Im blocking you from my site. The drama, the cheating, Im not dealing with it. Your boyfriend is rude and can kiss my ass. Write what you want about me, no one cares what a hate monger has to say anyway.
  
  and your votes wont count, because really, when have they?
  
  I know I know...You can return your eyes to the screen, though the black highlighting is menacing, I can assure you it's perfectly safe and venus fly-trap-eyes can't get at you.
  
  Looks like Xanga has become a delicious patch of lemons. Gargamel here has decided to bitterly block CallMeQuell, my girlfriend and damsel in distress mostly over my innocent little post. To be fair she blocked me too. My tongue was planted firmly in my cheek for most of it...I can only imagine what has been implanted firmly up her. From now on "she" will be referred to as whatever my leisure calls her.
  

  
  Now, of course you might say to yourself, "Why Zeke, she only has demeaned Quell because of your needless and bitter 'Haterade'. I'm an ignorant lemming who can't come up with original expressions. Oops, sometimes that slips." To that, I would reply that I agree with the last part, but in reality AntiSoccerMom's aversion to intelligent Brazilians stems from far before I even came onto the scene.
  
  Now, since White-She-Devil has decidedly blocked Quell and I out of cowardice and weak bowels (I added that last part but so what? It's not like she can fight back), I can't quote ridiculous statements from her blog, maybe you can sully my comment section with them. However, I CAN quote her ridiculous statements from messages to Quell. I'd call it Soccergate, but that sounds too fun and Momgate conjures up too many Oedipal thoughts. This is more along the lines of delightful...Let's call it Instigategate.
  
  Early in the competition she clearly already had a distaste for Quell because Quell had made her opinions known about the contestants fairly early. Particularly that SicSemperTyranusMom was becoming a blog whore and had sold herself out for the title. Pregosaurus read the dirt and was offended. However, when asked about whether this would bring out accusations of CallMeQuell cheating in response to Momzilla's quip of
  
  

  "congrats to stephmarie for winning fair and square and not cheating",

  
  
  miss AntipodalRectum said there were no inferences, and that it
  
  

  "wouldn't do very well for a cheater to only get 3rd place, right? No, babe (...) if I was to accuse of cheating I'd do it right out".

  
  
  Which brings us full circle. Antisoccermom, StephanieMarie, Blackspiderman, and several of their psycophantic cronies have already accused Quell of cheating publicly and privately several times.
  
  The reason CallMeQuell was so disappointed after the contest wasn't because she lost. It was those very accusations that itched her yarbles. As her honest injun boyfriend, I can assure you she didn't cheat. I once thought of doing it for her just to get her to shut up about the damned contest, but as someone who hears all her xanga related dramas...she didn't cheat. She barely campaigned. It's a safe bet that MommyDearest and StephanieMarie had it in for Quell from the start. She was a newcomer, and an honest one at that, and we all know what happens when you mix honesty and voting. 
  
  Also, that wraps it up for the Malice-Blast flavored sports drink factory. At least where Xangerys are concerned. Next time I'll just get a nice jab in before the block.
  

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