Sunday, 08 February 2009

• MY GAY DAD DIED

  
  
  
  I was reading a recent news post about Bill Gates releasing a jar of mosquitoes, and it got me to thinking  about my gay dad. He died when I was born in a complication. I still miss him so much and recently with Valentines Day coming up, and me being in a relationship I've been thinking about him more and more. I wonder if my gay dad ever released a bunch of mosquitoes, or got lonely on valentines day. I'm sorry, I'm just rambling. Rambling about my gay dad. I guess I just don't know how to feel around the holidays. I wish I could talk to my older brother, he would have been a nice kind of guy who finished last, but my gay dad had him aborted.
  
  
  This isn't my dad, but this guy is gay like him. I hope that boy is his son!
  
  
  Here's a top ten list of why my gay dad would be sad on Valentines day.
  
  1. He probably didn't love my mom, but he'd probably have to pretend he did, especially on Valentines day, and when he got her chocolates or something he'd probably think of like a hot black guy.
  
  2. On Valentines day there's like cupid and he's really hot and is the son of Aphrodite, and my dad would probably see all those cupid cards and stuff, and be like 'that boy is hot' because gay guys are into that sort of stuff, but I love my gay dad, anyway.
  
  3. My gay dad was probably really depressed because there's only ONE DAY to show your love, and there's really no days to show your love if your gay, except maybe that Gay Day thing, but then you have to parade, so you're probably tired by then.
  
  4. Because Valentines day is really expensive, and my gay dad was a tightwad, but I don't know about in the gay way.
  
  5. Because it's really commercial, and usually commercials have women, so my gay dad was probably like "ew, gross, I'm gay."
  
  6. Probably, because he's dead and he's looking down on me, and he's like man I wish you were gay so you could live out my life with your hot friends. But I don't know, I could be wrong, but I think I'm right cause my dad was pretty gay.
  
  7. Because my dad really liked Anime, and there was this hot Anime guy from Final Fantasy 7 called Vincent Valentine, and my dad would be sad because he'd remember him but then he'd remember he wasn't real. PS, I don't think he's hot, just my dad would, I'm not gay.
  
  8. I'm not gay, and my dad would be really depressed because my girlfriend isn't gay either, well she is, but she's like bi or something.
  
  9. Sometimes in those candy hearts the heart would be kind of molded funny and it'd look like a butt, and that would probably make my dad pretty bummed no pun intended lol.
  
  10. Because people would probably post a bunch of lolcat things for Valentines and my dad had a cat, and he really liked it, because he was gay, and because I'm pretty sure the cat was gay, it was always doing its hair and stuff. And he'd be sad cause the cat died.
  
  
  
  That's not my dad's cat, but it would make him sad. I hope you can't see this dad.
  
  
  Would you rather be single, or Bill Gates?
  
  
  

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